There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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