U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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