just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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