we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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