Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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