just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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