It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
two words: eviction party
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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