when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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