im gay
i know
yea but for you.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
