Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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