The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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