I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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