We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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