I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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