Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
he was CRYING into my vagina
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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