i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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