I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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