that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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