a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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