doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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