i may or may not be watching the land before time
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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