Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
So. Much. Porn.
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