If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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