Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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