she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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