ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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