Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We had to coat check the pizza.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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