make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
My pussy is not your playground.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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