I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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