I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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