My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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