My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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