it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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