dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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