i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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