talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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