She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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