i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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