she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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