Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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