How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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