You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Randomize
