they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
