i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I think I sprained my soul last night
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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