we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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