You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize
