So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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