How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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