And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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