i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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