Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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