I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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