Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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