He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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