I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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