i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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