Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
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