i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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